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this is cute but 10 seconds later that kangaroo kicked the shit out of that kid and put it in a sleeper hold and suffocated it because kangaroos are real as fuck
(Source: folhadespaulo)
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my sisters a huge pothead and today her freind came over and was like “yo pass me some of that dank weed” and my sisters like “no its mine” AND THEN HER FREIND GOES “god damn i didnt ask for your dank greed” AND IM LAUGHIN SO HARD
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“I’m kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense. It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well.. they can tell when it’s raining.”
(Source: margaerystyrells)
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damn gurl you know your way around brass instruments…im getting a tromboner
(Source: circumcisions)
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it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
oh my god
fucking fandom references
WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?
THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY
This is the post that killed me
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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White girl gone wild at Drake concert in Camden, NJ (by IambritKdash)
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if you nice to me then I’ll
but if you give me shit Imma
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we gave belgium 12!
belgium gave us 12!
hooray for neighbor voting!
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